1. 16:56 21st Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from playerauditore

    dildoreo:

    dildoreo:

    one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

    image

     
  2. 16:28

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    dangerhamster:

    100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

    For those that don’t know, this is a show called Outnumbered. A British show where the child actors are only given guidelines not actual lines so they say whatever feels natural for them to say in the scene. I think only the oldest brother has actual lines. If I remember correctly this girl was the youngest person in the country to ever win a comedy award.

    (Source: katiebishop)

     
  3. 16:00

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    1. high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
    2. college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.
     
  4. 03:46

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    Tags: teareference

    mightyhealthyquest:

    IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

     
  5. 03:18

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    loriendesse:

    elves - graceful and beautiful

     
  6. 02:50

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  7. 02:21

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    Reblogged from ruinedchildhood

    elisaddiq:

    the acceptance of her flaws is what made her flawless

    (Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh)

     
  8. 01:53

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    jean-luc-gohard:

    parskis:

    I honestly can’t believe this right now. I was complaining to my bf about some Kotex tampons I had used, going on a bit of a rant about how bad they were, and on a whim I decided to go to the website and leave a review so other people who might get them would know better.
    I’ve never written a tampon review in my life (it’s not something I ever anticipated doing) so I had a little fun getting very passionate about my thoughts, and then went to submit…. Only to receive the words: ‘Your review text contains inappropriate language.’ I was confused at first, I mean I was pretty emphatic, but I didn’t cuss at all… and then I realized: I had typed the word ‘vagina.’ 

    You can’t type the word ‘vagina’ on a TAMPON review because it’s considered inappropriate.

    KOTEX, a company that makes OVER A BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR primarily selling products to people with vaginas, thinks that someone typing the word “VAGINA” in a review of a product that goes IN THEIR VAGINA is being inappropriate and needs to be censored.

    I retyped “v*gina” with an asterisk like it was a swear word, submitted and it went to preview mode with no problem. But I’m still kind of in shock… Honestly, what is wrong with Kotex that they think they need to protect tampon users from the word ‘vagina’?

    If you didn’t think our society’s fear of the vagina was absurd, here you go. It’s cartoonish.

     
  9. 01:25

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    Reblogged from shatteredceruleanangel

    pessoa-people:

    vex138:

    and stop viewing feminists as man haters!

    Simple rules to navigate through society.

     
  10. 00:56

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    dangerhamster:

    theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

    Why is this not taught universally.

    Trisha Hershberger is adorable in every way and if you touch her without her consent she will fuck your shit up

    (Source: sfgifs)